Katherine Graham Quotes

Your birthmark looks like shit!

[to Evian] Go drink a bottle of yourself!

Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my hands under my armpits and then I smell them like this!

[to Evian] Well, you should be embarrassed because your parents named you after bottled water!

Mark McKinney as Father Tylenol Ritley

Glynis Johns as Grandma Gallagher

Molly Shannon as Mary Katherine Gallagher

[to Evian] If I was Sissy Spacek in the movie Carrie, I'm gonna use my telekinesis to KILL you!

Elaine Hendrix as Evian Graham

Harland Williams as Eric Slater

Will Ferrell as Sky Corrigan/Jesus