George Carlin Quotes

Nobody makes me do anything I don't want to do. It's my decision. So the biggest devil is me. I'm either my best friend or my worst enemy. And that's how I have to deal with it.

One is not born a genius, one becomes a genius; and the feminine situation has up to the present rendered this becoming practically impossible.

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes.

Were Women all like those whom here I name,
Woman to man I surely would prefer;
The Sun is feminine, nor deems it shame;
The Moon, though masculine, depends on her.

We have only one alternative: either to build a functioning industrial society or see freedom itself disappear in anarchy and tyranny.

True peace of mind comes from accepting the worst.

Were Women all like those whom here I name,
Woman to man I surely would prefer;
The Sun is feminine, nor deems it shame;
The Moon, though masculine, depends on her.

In the integrated relational model presented here, sexuality and relational issues are not seen as alternative foci. Rather, sexuality is regarded as a central realm in which relational conflicts are shaped and played out.

Anything whatsoever may become the subject of a novel, provided only that it happens in this mundane life and not in some fairyland beyond our human ken.

Do your worst, you little bastards! Kill me! Do it! Do iiiiiaaaauuugghh!

Is it not true that no two human beings understand anything whatsoever about each other, that those who consider themselves bosom friends may be utterly mistaken about their fellow and, failing to realize this sad truth throughout a lifetime, weep when they read in the newspapers about his death?

Past and to come seems best; things present, worst.

The five worst infirmities that afflict the female are indocility, discontent, slander, jealousy, and silliness.

I'm working on Buffy: Deep Space Nine. It will be dark and badly received.

To accomplish anything whatsoever one must have standards. None have yet accomplished anything without them.

There are no two men in this world more similar than you and him," she told me. "And that's the worst thing for having a conversation.