There are people who the more you do for them, the less they will do for themselves.

Okay. You know, I lost my family. Wife divorced me. Kids won't even talk to me. And for what?

What love will make you do
All the things that we accept
Be the things that we regret.

Life is probably a tangle of love and hate permanently knotted together.

I love you and, because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.

Ships at a distance have every man's wish on board.

The imbalance between developed and underdeveloped countries - caused by the relationships of dependence - becomes more acute if the cultural point of view is taken into consideration.

Few people in the world get to hit their bosses but those who do will tell you it is better than sex.

Love. Hygiene. That's the important thing. Hygiene. The toughest thing in the world: [you] have to turn to your mate one night and say: "You gotta wash your ass!" Shit. Knowing how difficult it is, I said it for you : You Gotta Wash Your Ass.

I have always believed that successful businesses thrive on great human relationships, which are formed through collaborations and extend out into personal and professional networks. Very often, strong personal networks lead to robust professional relationships

Why the hell do you have to be so critical?

Police Inspector: Money and women: the reasons for make most mistakes in life. Looks like you've mixed up both.

In the United States businessmen often do not trust their colleagues. If you trust your colleague today, he may be your competitor tomorrow, because people frequently move from one company to another.

[On husbands sharing their wives' childbearing experience] Unless you're passing a bowling ball, I don't think so. Unless you're trying to circumcise yourself with a chainsaw, I don't think so. Unless you're opening an umbrella up your ass, I don't think so!

We need to know ourselves better so that we can realize what we really want in our life. I think that the first condition for a person to be in a successful relationship is to be happy with the person he or she is, in other words to love themselves.

You can't be wise and in love at the same time.