I am hoping to make history, I feel like I have made good preparation.

Someone is saying we are contemplating sending aid to help the Pakistani refugees. I hope to hell we’re not.

I think we need some new Christmas carols with a more modern approach. Of course, I wouldn't abandon the religious theme completely. How about "Holy Christ, the Christmas Tree's on Fire"? Or "Jesus, Can You Believe It's Christmas Again?" This ought to get the ball rolling; I'm hoping you people will take it from here.