Morris: I'll never speak to you again until the day I die!
Gary: Well, we can have a nice little chat then, can't we?

Like my mother, I was always saying, 'I'll fix my life one day.' It became clear when I saw her die without fulfilling her dreams that my time was now or maybe never,

My first wife, I'll never forget her — and I've tried.

They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well, can it load a gun up for you and cock it too?
If it can, then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge that it was my fault, and I'll get sued

I shall not sing a May song.
A May song should be gay.
I'll wait until November
And sing a song of gray.

Clay showed me that I'll get locked up for murder if we're ever matched.

I consider myself a poet first and a musician second. I live like a poet and I'll die like a poet.

I'll see you again,
Whenever spring breaks through again.

I've burned my own house down, the torch is in my hand.
Now I'll burn down the house of anyone who wants to follow me.

I did it! Oh, I'm a doc, a happy sneezy doc! (Yawns) Ooh, I'm a sleepy happy sneezy doc. If I don't get to bed, I'll be a grumpy dopey sleepy happy sneezy doc. (Pause) Bashful.

If anyone is in a hurry to read my novel, all he's got to do is keep me daily supplied with roast duck and good Shaoxing wine, and I'll be happy to oblige him.

I poured my heart out to you, let down my guard, swear to God
I'll blow my brains in your lap, lay here and die in your arms
Drop to my knees and I'm pleading, I'm trying to stop you from leaving

I'll take the bottom bunk because I'm the oldest and my ankle's fractured.

If I had a hammer, I'd build a city on stilts so my feet would stay dry when God's wine glass tilts. If I had a shovel, I'd dig a hole in the dirt and I'll be hiding when his drunken stupor lands upon earth

I love the way this country smells. I'll never forget it. It's kind of spicy.

Never mind, I'll find someone like you,
I wish nothing but the best for you, too.
Don't forget me, I beg.
I remember you said,
"Sometimes it lasts in love,
But sometimes it hurts instead.