The Western Wing is not a work written by an individual named Wang Shifu alone; if I read it carefully, it will also be a work of my own creation, because all the words in The Western Wing happen to be the words that I want to say and that I want to write down.

[to Evian] Well, you should be embarrassed because your parents named you after bottled water!

In the midst of all this, there was Bernie Madoff. An embezzler named "made off." Hmm. Was the name not a clue? Did he have to be with the accounting firm of Dewey, Fuckyou, and Howe?

My wife gave birth to a baby girl soon after the Olympics and I named her 'Fatuma' after you.