Morris: I'll never speak to you again until the day I die!
Gary: Well, we can have a nice little chat then, can't we?

What? You thought I was a what? You...You...You daughter of a pig!

[to Evian] Go drink a bottle of yourself!

No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying "Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir?" "Yes, I would like tea. Why don't you put it on my breasts?" "Certainly. Tea for this man's breasts! Anything else, sir?

Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.

Freddie Mercury was - and remains - my biggest influence. The combination of his sarcastic approach to writing lyrics and his 'I don't give a fuck' attitude really inspired my music.”