Toilet Quotes
If you can see the handwriting on the wall … you're on the toilet.
Redd Foxx
[On making (male) bathrooms, restrooms or toilets gender-neutral] If you just take out urinals, then everyone can use them. You can solve it right now. Just rip them all out. Lets share so everyone is equal. It gets rid of so many things in one fell swoop.
Eddie Izzard