Humor

“La logique mène à tout à condition d’en sortir.”

“Thank God for making me an atheist.”

“I’d like to thank my terrible childhood and the academy — in that order.”

“O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.”

“My name is Hasan Minhaj. I am a Muslim, and I condemn radical Islamic terrorism. That has nothing to do with anything. I just want that on the record. It is good to get ahead of these things.”

“Cool is the enemy of funny.”

“Part of me suspects that I'm a loser and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty.”

“Humor ist der Knopf, der verhindert, daß uns der Kragen platzt.”

“Man is an animal that diddles, and there is no animal that diddles but man.”