Humor

“You’re only given one little spark of madness.”

“Marcel Duchamp has done everything except video. He made a large door to enter and a tiny door to exit.”

“芸人は職業じゃない。生き方です。生き方なんだから、引退なんてとんでもない。私は死ぬまで芸人です。”

“The one thing the science metaphor doesn't include and can't include is luck. Comedy is inexplicable.”

“Comedy is inexplicable.”

“In a proper free society, you should be allowed to make jokes about absolutely anything.”

“レディース アンド ジェントルマン アンド お父つさん アンド お母かさん、お今晩は、トニー・谷ざんす”

“チンポコを出して歩け”

“相声逗乐，不乐算什么呢？”

“笑はせる腕になるまで泣く修業”

“It's not about delivering certainly bad news, but even just engaging with those anxieties and engaging with them honestly, and just laying them out there, and that can be done in a fun way.”

“Just don't lose your humor.”

“I had a lot of rage that I look back on with amusement.”

“I’d rather have people think I’m the super talented guy who cracks a joke than the hilarious guy who makes music.”

“I just really like telling jokes.”

“A curse of Abu Nuwas in hell contains more poetry than a laudation of Rakâshi’s in paradise.”

“I don’t want to be the Tupac of comedy. I want to live to see these retweets.”

“Stand-up is an incredible, pure experience.”

“We're like a nation's kidney. We help everyone metabolize not just facts but feelings around facts or ideas.”

“Although I am not quite a six-footer, I am braver than ten thousand men.”