Humor

“Life is funny. Don't be serious about it...pero comedy is a serious business.”

“The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator’s place and laugh at his own misfortunes.”

“I quite honestly feel that it’s the funniest show I’ve ever been in.”

“The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.”

“Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us.”

“And, after all, I'm the finest piece of anatomy upon the face of the earth; never took a dose of physic.”

“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”

“She made me laugh.”

“I don't steal people's jokes. I just find them before they're lost.”

“I brought laughter to the world.”

“Био сам танак као чакља, провидан, па је од чакља постало Чкаља.”

“O King, my house is mahapurana (very old) like the Bhagavata, but while the Bhagavata is replete with artha (profound sense), the house contains no artha (money).”

“Ain't nothin' an old man can do for me but bring me a message from a young man.”

“She made me laugh. Because that's a good feeling.”

““The problem with film is that you can’t see it through to the end.””

“I think it requires being conscious of timing and conscious of your straight man.”

“We make people laugh, so we should make some money for it.”

“Fuera de cámara he aprendido a reírme de mí mismo para sobrevivir.”